Total Medals Earned: 50 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 720 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (130/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (30/485 points)
Reach level 2!
Reach level 3!
Reach level 4!
Reach level 5!
Reach level 6!
Reach level 7!
Reach level 8!
Reach level 10!
Reach level 11!
Reach level 9!
Reach a score of over 150000!
Reach a score of over 300000!
Reach level 12!
Reach a score of over 450000!
Reach level 13!
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/465 points)
Get 3 stars at the beginning
Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship
Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab
Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby
Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake
Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman
Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop
Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop
Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield
Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter
Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto
Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield
Get 3 stars at Seymour's House
Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph
Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony
Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo
Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern
Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart
Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle
Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body
Kill Sideshow Bob
Don't kill your family members
Kill everyone in springfield
Get a highscore on the Leaderboards
Play the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 13/16 (75/90 points)
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Uh oh!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 4/6 (165/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Science is bad, M'kay?
A classic for bidding!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!